The below are a list
of exercises that don't fit well into any given category. Use them as you
see fit. You can do as much or as little of them as you wish.
1. Take something you
feel strongly about, whether it is positive or negaitve, and write about
it as if you love it. Go as far as you can, then flip over and write about
the same thing as though you hate it. Then write about it from a perfectly
neutral standpoint.
2. Take a poetry book.
Open to any page, grab a line, write it down, and continue from there.
If you get stuck, re-write the first line. I find it works best if you're
not familiar with the poem (for instance, try not to recite the Raven when
you grab the line "Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'").
3. Imitate the style
of a writer you particularly like. Or hate. See if you can do. You can
go about this from several directions. You can sit down and literally take
apart their work, figuring out what kinds of words they place where and
what sentence structures they favour for different moods, then replicate
it. Or you can go for the same feel, or just a similar theme. Some people
highly recommend this exercise, other's detest it. Just remember, it's
an exercise like any other, here to help you strengthen your own, personal
style. No matter how hard you may try to emulate another, you can't be
any other than yourself.
4. Choose a word that
has more than one meaning (eg. bear, cleave, lie, sewer, tear, desert).
Start by copying the word and quickly, without stopping to think, continue
writing whatever comes to mind until you reach the end of the page. If
you get stuck, repeat the word. See if anything evolves.
5. Begin with the phrase
"I don't remember" and fill up a page.
6. Put on some music,
any music: classical, alternative, folk, a movie soundtrack. Close your
eyes for a minute or two and just listen. Give yourself over to the music.
Then open your eyes and, while the music is still playing, write whatever
comes to mind.
7. Choose a favourite
fairy-tale or fable. Pick a side-character and tell it through that character's
eyes.
8. Choose a favourite
fairy-tale or fable. Read it over again to get it fresh in your mind. Now
change the ending in your head. If the moral is be kind to strangers, maybe
have it be don't eat dirt. Whatever you want. Now, staying true to the
characters and the base events, change it enough to bring about your ending.
9. Start with the phrase
"I wish I could forget" and fill up a page.
10. Write some place
you don't usually. If you always write at your desk, go and sit in a bus
depot. What new subjects arise? Is your writing coloured in any way?
11. Write a passage,
any passage at all, but have all the descriptions be through smell. Do
this with all the senses. Create a sense of your own and see what you can
do with it.
12. Write only lies.
13. Write a handful of
"if-- then--" statements. See where they take you.
14. Explore a personal
memory, story, or belief about fire. Or, start with the word "fire" and
don't stop until you've filled two pages.
15. Write about kissing.
16. Take a character
shopping. See what they buy, what kinds of stores they go into, what kinds
they avoid. Are they quick and effecient or do they like to take their
time? Do they bargain shop? Do they take the first thing that strikes their
fancy? How do they treat money? Are they chatty with the sales people?
17. Choose one of your
fantasies about how your life will turn out in twenty years. Now construct
a plausible plot that would bring you there. Or do this for one of your
characters.
18. Write about a room
in your house (eg. kitchen, bedroom, bathroom) as if you were a detective.
What has just taken place? Look for clues and contradictions. What lurks
in the room? Is it a friend or foe?
19. Draw comparisons
between two things. Choose at least one from your surroundings. The object
can be anything at all -- it need not be a physical object. Aim for at
least twenty comparisions.
20. Write one of the
following words at the top of the page, or choose one of your own: fence,
road, boil, fall. Without thinking or stopping, write whatever other words
come to mind in a list down the middle of the page. Do this until you reach
the bottom of the page. Now, write a piece in which each line uses one
of the words in the order they appear.
21. Describe a place
that is impossible to enter. Turn the experience inside-out.
22. Write a list. Maybe
it's "101 Places I've Been" or "101 Ways to Sing." Number your list ahead
of time. Write the list quickly. See if you can finish in fifteen minutes.
Don't stop until you have 101. What in the list surprised you?
23. Choose an abstract
such as love or apathy. Write a recipe for it. Don't forget to note how
many people it will feed and what goes with it.
24. Find someone on the
street, someone you don't know, and describe them.
25. Picture a person
who is wearing (or doing) something contradictory. Like a beggar on the
street with Armani shoes. Construct a story that makes sense and ceases
the controversy.
26. Take something familiar.
Describe it as if viewing it for the first time.
27. Take something and
describe signs of aging.
28. Sit for a moment
and consider what you value and know, from experience, to be true. Make
a list. Make another list of what you once valued and believed true, but
no longer reflect your current understanding. Develop a character from
each of these lists. Focus on bringing out the personality, not the beliefs.
29. Write about sleep.
30. Write a piece in
which the narrator isn't entirely forthcoming; as if they're holding something
back from the reader.
31. Fill two pages by
creating a list of "I used to be..., but now...." Work quickly, without
really thinking. Do any jump out at you?
32. Write a short passage
or dialogue using slang. Then rewrite the passage, replacing conventional
phrasing for the slang. What is lost? What gained?
33. Choose a part of
your body and write an ode (a poem of praise) to it. Think hard about what's
worth praising. Can you figure out a way to praise a less admirable characteristic
about it (such as the sent of your feet after you take of your gym socks)?
34. Write a paragraph
to a page of prose that's meant to be read aloud. Use alliteration, onomatopoeia,
hyperbole, litotes, made up words, slang -- anything but rhyme and metre.
Have fun with it. Remember it's meant to be performed. Once you write it,
read it!
35. Write a page with
no punctuation. None. No paragraphs, breaks, nothing. An idea to get you
started: write about people in a confused, hectic situation, such as just
deboarding a plane and being told that in two minutes a fire will be set
at the back of the plane.
36. Fill a page with
sentences of seven or less words. No sentence fragments. The sentences
must be complete with a subject and a verb.
37. This next exercise
is in two parts: First, write a paragraph that includes at least three
repetitve words (not has, was, did, but noticable ones). Second, write
a paragraph repeating the syntactical construction or the exact rhythm
of a phrase or sentence several times.
38. Take a fairly long
piece you've written. It can be an exercise or an actual story. Just so
long as it's more than 500 words. Cut it in half. This works best if you
work on a word processor, as you want it to be ~exactly~ half. If the piece
is 600 words long, you make it 300. The catch is, you have to keep
the narrative clear and interesting. Don't put in a generality to get rid
of a specific. And don't account for an occurance using "somehow" or "something."
39. This is the opposite
of no. 38. Take any piece you have that's under 500 words and double it.
Where can you add detail? Where can you clarify? Don't get wordy.
40. Take a thick piece
of paper (it's good if you can get ahold of some black construction paper)
and cut a rectangular whole in the middle, about the size of a standard
playing card, maybe a little larger. Place it over a page of text. From
anywhere -- newspaper, novel, text, magazine. Copy down the text. Only
copy entire words. Copy in a continuous stream. Don't break the lines.
Do this for several sources and keep them together, don't separate by source.
See what you get.
41. Pull down from your
shelf, or go to the library, five to ten books that contain dialogue. Your
best bet is fiction, but don't let it limit you. Flip randomly to a page
containing dialogue. Write down one piece of dialogue, even if it's only
"Hello." Don't write what follows. Go to a separate book and copy another
random line of dialogue. Do this until you fill up a page. Don't look for
a line that will jive with what you copied above, just jot it down. When
done, look at the conversation you have.
42. Create a list of
words. They should be interesting words. A sample list might be:
dissolve
anachronism
catharsis
melt
memory
freak
succomb
succulent
ferver
pout
pundit
pain
Let it run for a while.
Then, take a word that at the moment particularly strikes your fancy. In
a page, evoke that word, without ever using it. Someone who reads the piece
should be able to come away with a feeling for that word as a means of
describing what you wrote without your having to tell them what you were
trying for.
43. Think about monsters.
All types. Scary types that hide under your bed and mean waiters who spit
on your salad. Write about them from their point of view.
44. If, in some cataclysm,
all scientific knowledge were to be destroyed and only one sentence survived
to be passed on to the next generation of beings, what statement would
contain the most information in the fewest words?
45. Take something you've
written and rewrite it from a different point of view.
46. Write an opening
scene with two characters, the protagonist and antagonist. Create a conflict
between the two. It should be something small, like who gets to go online
first. It can between relatives, friends, total strangers. Try to keep
it subtle at first, then let it build into something more complicated --
an unresovled issue from the past, perhaps, or one character suddenly sees
a new, disquieting, side of the other. Whatever you like. The point is,
let a little conflict grow into something much larger. End the scene unresolved.
47. This is something
rather fun to do, and every now and again a story really comes to life
from it. There are a couple ways to do it, depending on the situation.
Note, this exercise requires other people. Way one: this method works great
if you're at a party. Grab a piece of paper and a pen. Write down a sentence
of dialogue - anything at all. Try and start with a question. Then hand
it to the next person. They write a responding sentence, then fold over
the paper so only their sentence shows. Do this until everyone has written
something. You can go around more than once, or have several pieces of
paper going at once. Once done, read the resulting converation aloud. It's
a writer's game of telephone.
Way two: this is best
done over email. Write a paragraph, setting up a scene, then send it on
to a friend. Have them contribute a paragraph and send it on to the next
friend in line. Keep doing this with a group of about five people. See
what story develops. You can also do this by having each person write an
entire scene, as opposed to just a paragraph.
48. Write about watching
someone cry.
49. Write about a childhood
staring contest.
50. Write about an adult
staring contest.
51. Take a collection
of short stories and examine them ~solely~ for craft. See how the author
uses certain words and sentence configurations to evoke ideas and emotions.
What works? What doesn't?
52. If you're having
trouble writing a story, try writing ~about~ the story, like you would
write about a book for a book report in grade school.
53. Study the sound patterns
in different types of literature.
54. Take a paragraph
of your own writing and break it into shorter units. Look at the rhythm
when you do this. Try doing it in several different ways.
55. Pay attention to
vowel pitch when you write.
(here follows a quick
demonstration of vowel pitch, from low to high. Read these words aloud
to hear the difference in pitch and the progression)
Boo Bone Book Bought
Boy Bough Bar Bud Bird Bat Bet Bit Buy Bay Bee
56. To gain an ear for
sound, translate (by sound alone) a poem in a language you don't know.
This exercise isn't meant to give you a new story idea, though it well
might, but to get your ear involved in the writing process.
57. Take any piece you've
written. Cross out four words at random and replace them with words that
~sound~ the same.
58. Take an object, say
a brick, and have it symbolize something, such as religion. Write about
the object, but have it imply the abstract.
59. Create a simile.
For example: Fear is like chalk. Push it. The point of this exercise is
to avoid cliches in your writing. Do this as fast as possible, not stopping
to think if it makes sense. Just have fun with it and see where it takes
you. Once you've pushed the simile as far as it will go, take the first
word and match it to something that came about later in the exercise. Going
from the below, it could be: Fear is like Rome.
Here's a quick example
of how to push the simile:
Fear is like chalk.
What colour? Orange. Whose chalk? 6th grade history teacher's. What did
this teacher do? Make the chalk squeak. What did it sound like? Like a
thousand nails crying out as the hammer came down. Where were they hammered?
In Rome. etc. etc.
60. Take an object and
load it with comparisons to a family member.
61. Describe someone's
hands. Next, describe what they're doing with their hands. Write a metaphor
of any exotic place. Ask the hand-owner a question about what they're doing
with their hands. Have them respond in a way that doesn't really answer
the question.
62. Take a short play -- a one act. Insert character movement between sections of dialogue.
64. This next exercises does not require a pen or paper -- unless you wish to jot some notes. What it does require is for you to go and pick up a new book: a book written by an author you've never read before (preferably never even heard of before, so you've no preconceptions) and written in a genre you never (or very seldom) read. The point is to get you used to different styles and ways of working prose and poetry. You don't have to suddenly become a die-hard sci-fi fan, but pay attention to what the author does to create the new world. How is it different than what you do? Similar? If you want to take this exercise one step farther, pick up two books in the same genre by two unknown (to you) authors: one that comes highly acclaimed, one that's shoved toward the back in the hopes no one will notice it. What makes one good and one bad? The reason to do this in a genre you're unfamiliar with is to free you of "my opinion of good memoir is..." etc. Focus on the writing and the feelings the author evokes in you (even if it is to hurl the book violently across the room).
63. Okay, if you've ever looked at writing exercises before or gone to a seminar or ~anything,~ you've probably heard this one before: record your dreams. Wonderful idea. Truly. But, for most, that's asking a bit much. Not everybody has the time to spend in the morning jotting down the convoluted storylines the subconscious came up with last night. I don't. For one, the moment I start writing about the dream, I can't stop until I've recorded every single detail that I can remember. So this exercise is really for when you have time for it: the weekend, a vacation, when you're sick and bored. When you wake up, lie still for a moment and let the dream come back to you. Have a notebook ready to jot it down. You can either record all the dreams you can recall, or stick with one and describe it as thoroughly as possible. Your choice. Try to do this at least once a month. It seems an inconsequential amount, but it'll add up and you may find yourself doing it more often. If nothing else, at the end of a year, you'll not only have a record of 12 of your dreams, but 12 new storylines to toy with.